Jerry Seinfeld on Halloween ( Stand up in New York)
When youre a kid you can eat amazing amounts of food. And that just candy. Thats all I ate when I was a kid. The only thought I had growing up was get candy. That was the only thought in my brain for the 10 years of human life, just get candy get candy get candy get candy. Family, friends, school these were all obstacles in the way of getting more candy. Thats why you had to teach kids not to take candy from strangers if theyre playing in a playground. And they can barely understand it. dont no candy from the, strangers, alright. candy, strangers, no candy Alright, because otherwise Im taking the candy anywhere I can get it. Theyre such candy moron idiot brains, just this man has candy Im going with him goodbye, I dont care what happens to me, get candy get candy get candy. No dont go theyll torture you, theyll kidnap you, it doesnt matter, he has an O Henry I have to take that chance, get candy get candy get candy. So the first time you hear the concept of halloween, when y
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