PLC No Scrubs

A musical message to NHS staff from Pfeffel, Loaner and Cock. LYRICS: Scrubs are a thing you say you need At least ones that are WHO standard Well, weve ordered some more, they should get here (inaudible) In the meantime, go buy some off Amazon And no, weve got no more masks and No gloves that go beyond your wrists No proper eye protection No NHS testing kits, and No, we aint got no scrubs Got no supplies of the vital PPE Sat on our hands for weeks watching Italy peak Preaching herd immunity We aint got no scrubs And nowhere near as many ventilators as we need Dont want to make big bulk buys with the EU guys Well get Dyson and JCB But have a round of applause Those who arent about to die salute you Probably not a fun time to be on the front line And cripes, youve all got to commute too But no, we cant kit you out yet No, but can do pretty soon, I hope And no, now is not the time to point out That ten years of austerity left you unable to cope Backing track: YouTube, King of Karaoke