Enter Shikari Slipshod ( Official Music Video)

LYRICS: Oi fucks, let s eat ere, it looks niiice Get me the manager Oh dear, what seems to be the problem sir First of all I was greeted with a grimace Service with a sneer He dont want to be here Second of all I was seated by the window and the draft was a serious inconvenience There was lipstick on my glass and it wasnt mine We put our order in I cant believe the time This is a shambles, your cook is a heathen Your carpet is ugly and your veg aint in season My impatience spread like gravy on a tablecloth And your head looks like it was carved out of a nut Rory C, well, tell em I was waiting in line for 10 whole minutes This is unacceptable youre pushing me to my limits Please dont raise your voice in here sir This is a respected establishment, Im sure we can sort this out quietly no Oh really Well thats a great vase you got there, Itd be a real shame if something happened to it Slipshod, kick it. Cunt.