Metacritic vs Yelp: A Mathematical Analysis

Are video games better than pizza This ridiculous question requires an elaborate answer. The short answer is The long answer is this 27minute video in which I crossanalyze the linguistic patterns of 500 onestar Yelp reviews of famous New York pizzerias and 500 zero Metacritic user reviews of acclaimed tripleA video games. The mediumlength answer is that haters on Yelp use almost three times as many exclamation marks, per average, as haters on Metacritic, though Metacritiquers ask twice as ma