Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh ( A Letter From Camp)

Hello Muddah, hello Fadduh, Here I am at Camp Grenada Camp is very entertaining and they say we ll have some fun if it stops raining. I went hiking with Joe Spivy He developed poison ivy You remember Leonard Skinner He got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner. Take me home, oh muddah fadduh, take me home, I hate Grenada Don t leave me out in the forest where I might get eaten by a bear. All the counselors hate the waiters And the lake has alligators And the head coach wants no sissies So he reads to us from something called Ulysses. Now I don t want this should scare ya But my bunkmate has malaria You remember Jeffrey Hardy They re about to organize a searching party. Take me home, oh muddah fadduh, take me home, I hate Grenada Don t leave me out in the forest where I might get eaten by a bear. Take me home, I promise I will not make noise or mess the house with other boys, oh please don t make me stay, I ve been here one whole day. Dearest f