Nick Helm He Makes You Look Fat Song

Ive seen your new boyfriend, hes really goodlooking If he was a rent boy Id probably book him Not that Im really into that stuff Im just saying, your boyfriends incredibly buff. Hes got a really nice face, and really nice hair, Hes really polite and hes really aware Hes got really nice teeth and a really nice tan And hes really relaxed when the shit hits the fan. But he makes you look fat He makes you look ugly like a man He makes you look old just like his nan Yeah he makes you look fat He makes you look fat He makes you look lardy round the arse Dont you know that hes in a different class Yeah he makes you look fat. You two together, whats wrong with this picture You need a man whose waistline will eclipse ya You need a man whos a little more shoddy A gap in his teeth, and an imperfect body. Its nothing youve done, you just shot far too high You get ignored while they give him the eye Dont get me wrong, Im not saying youre fat, Its just anyone would look fat when theyre