Кин Дза Дза Kin Dza Dza 1986 Russian cyberpunk, best movie scenes, English subtitles

The plot: Uncle Vova and Skripach (Fiddler) pushed the wrong button on a teleportation device in the hand of an odd hobo claiming to be an alien. Planet Plyuk is a desert. Plyukans converted all water on the planet to fuel. Now they convert fuel to drink water. Plyukans can read minds, but language is limited to 11 words 10 plus KU all other words. Plyuk s civilisation has advanced technologically but barbarian in the other way. There is only one way to identify two classes of creatures by pointing a little device at the person, orange light Chitlanin (superior), green Patsak (lower class). The lower class must do situps and stay in a cage in front of the superior. The most valuable and illegal thing on the planet is matches. Matchers is a life in prison contraband. The prestige on that planet is judged by pants colour. Yellow pants is a sign of royalty. There was a remark proudly spoken by Plukanian when society has no pants colour differentiation there is no meaning (of life) whe