Kissletoe (3 OH 3)

on the 3rd day of christmas yours truly sends to thee a song from the band called 3oh 3 You came back from college Swearing that you d made a mistake If Virginia is for lovers Why haven t you been on a date It s just you and me now And a couple of our hometown friends But I ain t here to see them Tis the fucking season You say you don t kiss Under the mistletoe with anyone It s an outofdate tradition For lonely people to fake love So why do I feel so alive When I m kissing you Under the mistletoe On Christmas night Whiskey in a teacup Lipstick on the edge while you talk It s like you painted Boulder White snow on the reddest of rocks I m usually the one who Can t get behind this holiday shit But now I got a reason Tis the fucking season You say you don t kiss Under the mistletoe with anyone It s an outofdate tradition For lonely people to fake love So why do I feel so alive When I m kissing you Under the mistletoe On Christmas night Whatever you ve been looking for Is hanging underneath the door