The Ghost of Mrs. Payne ( Field Recording), 1975

This offering refers to the disappearance of primary school music teacher Mrs. Payne whose body was found encased inside an ancient standing stone (go here for more Forensic examination of the stone revealed that it had originated more than 300 miles away and historians could not ascertain how prehistoric man had transported it to Scarfolk, much less how Mrs Payne had found her way into a 300 million year old rock. The police reported it as a chance accident. When the stone was broken into chunks and sold as Payne s Pain souvenirs in the Scarfolk gift shop, purchasers began hearing ghostly music in their homes. Additionally, the music was heard at the stone circle where Mrs. Payne s body was found, as well as at the geological site of the stone s origin. The souvenirs were recalled and buried at the centre of the stone circle in Scarfolk fields, now the only location where the music can still be heard, but only on the anniversary of the death of Payne s