Stephen Lynch If I Were Gay

here we are dear old friend you and i drunk again laughs have been had and and tears have been shed maybe the whiskey s gone to my head but if i were gay i would give you my heart and if i were gay you d be my work of art and if i were gay we would swim in romance but i m not gay so get your hand out of my pants its not that i dont care i do i just dont see myself in you another time, another scene i d be right behind you if you know what i mean