Hugh Laurie Stephen Fry Be Nice (perform an early 90s gangster rap. From the BBC sketch show A Bit of Fry and

Standin on a bus, We re packed shoulder to shoulder There were strangers in my face, I could feel it gettin colder Bus doors open, Nobody get out Look here a little old woman is gettin on, I start to shout I said get up, stand up, off of your feet Make space for the lady, Somebody give a seat She s just standin there achin, her whole body s shakin She stops and falls over, this time she aint t fakin But won t nobody move, don t hear a word I say So I take a deep breath, it s time I get my way Say ple