Liam Lynch United States of Whatever

I went down to the beach and saw Kiki She was, like, all ehhhh And I was, like, whatever Then this chick comes up to me and she s all, like, Hey, aren t you that dude And I m, like, yeah, whatever So later I m at the pool hall And this girl comes up And she s, like, awww And I m, like, yeah, whatever Cuz this is my United States of Whatever And this is my United States of Whatever And this is my United States of Whatever And then it s three A. M. And I m on the corner, wearing my leather This dude comes up and he s, like, hey, punk I m, like, yeah, whatever Then I m throwing dice in the alley Officer Leroy comes up and is, like, Hey, I thought I told And I m, like, yeah, whatever And then up comes Zafo I m, like, yo, Zafo. What s up He s, like, nothin And I m, like, that s Cuz this is my United States of Whatever And this is my United States of Whatever