Black Friday

When Black Friday comes I stand down by the door And catch the grey men when they Dive from the fourteenth floor When Black Friday comes I collect everything I m owed And before my friends find out I ll be on the road When Black Friday falls you know it s got to be Don t let it fall on me When Black Friday comes I fly down to Muswellbrook Gonna strike all the big red words From my little black book Gonna do just what I please Gonna wear no socks and shoes With nothing to do but feed All the kangaroos When Black Friday comes I ll be on that hill You know I will When Black Friday comes I m gonna dig myself a hole Gonna lay down in it til I satisfy my soul Gonna let the world pass by me The Archbishop s gonna sanctify me And if he don t come across I m gonna let it roll When Black Friday comes I m gonna stake my claim I guess I ll change my name