Miley Cyrus ruined twerking forever Thanks MTV

Before Miley Cyrus blew the crack wide open, twerking used to be the rippling, kinetic, booty slapping exercise you kept pent up at the dinner table then let loose on the dance floor till your Gstring got caught on some ho s belt buckle. Now thanks to Little Miss DisneyHams bizarre pinkeyebear butt bounce party on MTV, now every square with a TV knows that the New Orleans gluteusgreeting is a thing they should talk about with their kids. The horrors of watching your mother deploy the Macarena to impre