Destroying World War I with Bad Translations

I took Wikipedias Timeline of World War 1 and ran it through google translate using languages with the worst translation quality, this was the result. Enjoy the most war there has ever been. MUSIC: We Are Soldiers Hearts of Iron IV Peach is Saved Mario 64 Gelato Beach Super Mario Sunshine Battlefield One Theme Battlefield 1 Wedding Tomodachi Life Verdun Battlefield 1 Ottoman Peace Civilization V Heroes of El Alamein Hearts of Iron IV