What Would Batman Do

In this original song, I ponder a fundamental question of human nature. And yes, I am wearing a thematically appropriate Tshirt. Lyrics: What Would Batman Do When I end up in a tricky Situation, and there s no Way for me to solve it, plus There s nowhere left for me to go, I ve developed my own mantra That will help me think it through. When I m in a bad dilemma, I ask, What would Batman do When I m walking on a sidewalk And there s some guy on a bike Who is knocking down old ladies, Whom he seems to dislike, Or when I am getting coffee And somebody cuts the queue, Making me extremely thirsty, I ask, What would Batman do When a couple at a movie Won t stop talking in my ear, When a spider on my pillow Leaves me paralysed with fear, When an amateur musician Starts in on A Boy Named Sue, Accompanied by the ukulele, I ask, What would Batman d