HEMINGWAY WAS THE GREATEST

Hemingway is the only author you ever need to read. He fought, he fucked, he drank, his penis may have been weird. Hemingway was the greatest man The world has ever known He wrote he fought he drank alot And called Cuba his home Hemingway once caught a fish Except it was a Great White Then he beat that shark in a game of cards And fucked the shark all night HEMINGWAY HEMINGWAY HIS WAYS HEMINGWAY Drink and and drink HEMINGWAY THE ONLY HEMINGWAY HEMINGWAY fuck and punch and write and fish and hunt and Hemingway liberated Paris Its a trophy on his shelf He pushed a tank into a lake And punched Hitler himself Hemingway had fifteen beards Where most men have only one One time he cut his finger off And ate it when he was done HEMINGWAY HEMINGWAY HIS WAYS THE ONLY HEMINGWAY THE OTHER AUTHORS CAN RUN AWAY Drink and fuck and punch and write and hunt and fish and box and fight HEMINGWAY Hemingway married 40 girls And loved each 100 It has been said his dick was small Or at the least was bent But Hemingway didnt