disney gave me unrealistic expectations about love

disney gave me unrealistic expectations about love. For everybody who believes that: Glass slippers and pumpkin carriages are comfortable, Swapping your voice and family for a pair of legs is a good deal, Love transforms haughty beasts into Princes, Pretty girls fall for hunchbacks, Princesses fall for street urchins, Kissing a sleeping Princess with 100 years of morning breath is pleasant, Gods give up their hard earned immortality for commoners, Princes will constantly risk their lives fo