Why Wont the Humans Die Out
Before he was the ethical columnist for popular website spiked Ethan Greenhart was a highly regarded protest singer in Kent. This is his most famous song. Originally, the song was to be called Give Extinction A Chance, but Ethan deemed this too close to the words of that jetsetting planet wrecker John Lennon. As voluntary human extinction is, unfortunately, not a popular policy at present though surely the credit crunch and the collapse of capitalism will win it new fans it is vital that we all try to live with as little impact on the planet as possible. Therefore, please purchase Ethan s invaluable guide to the many ethical dilemmas this involves, Can I Recycle My Granny , available from all good bookstores. And once you ve read it, please recycle it. Thank you.
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