Gomez Addams ( Funny Police Station Scene)
Gomez: I demand justice Someone has married my brother Desk sergeant: No Gomez: She took him to Hawaii Desk sergeant: Get outta here Gomez: They have moved into a large, expensive home, where they make love constantly Desk sergeant: I hate when that happens. Gomez: Arrest her at once, without delay Desk sergeant: Who Gomez: Debbie. My brother s wife, the temptress of Waikiki Desk sergeant: Who are you What are you Who moved the rock Gomez: Officer, you must issue a subpoena. I believe they Morticia: Gomez, NO Gomez: A Buick Gomez: Has the planet gone mad My brother, passion s hostage. I seek justice denied I shall not submit I shall conquer I shall rise My name is Gomez Addams, and I have seen evil I have seen HORROR I have seen the unholy maggots which feast in the dark recesses of the human soul Morticia: They re at camp. Gomez:
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