George Carlin Modern Man
Im a modern man, a man for the millennium. Digital and smoke free. A diversified multicultural, postmodern deconstruction that is anatomically and ecologically incorrect. Ive been up linked and downloaded, Ive been inputted and outsourced, I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading. Im a hightech lowlife. A cutting edge, stateoftheart bicoastal multitasker and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond Im new wave, but Im old school and my inner child is outward bound. Im a hotwired, heat seeking, warmhearted cool customer, voice activated and biodegradable. I interface with my database, my database is in cyberspace, so Im interactive, Im hyperactive and from time to time Im radioactive. Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, ridin the wave, dodgin the bullet and pushin the envelope. Im onpoint, ontask, onmessage and off drugs. Ive got no need for coke and speed. I ve got no urge to binge and purge. Im inthemoment, ontheedge, over
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