Trading as I witness it (almost) every time I play on a trade server

Based on a true story. The HOUWAR Heavy represents me. Have something good and people will want to get it at all (small) cost. I just picked the HOUWAR for representing a rare hat. I ve seen too many people hating Max s Head and calling its owners furries, while Bill s Hat would ve caused similar clusterfucks. Also, the HOUWAR is untradable (but giftwrappable), so I could also prevent stupid trade requests on that way. I just noticed that I misspelled Earbuds, but those idiots misspell stuff they want badly anyway. Yeah, I really made a video with Demopan although I dislike this meme, go ahead and sue me, I don t care, I just wanted to prevent OMFG, WHERE S DEMOPAN comments. Yes, the Soldier s Kabuto didn t make a sound when it hit the ground, because a Spy caught it. He traded it for an Alien Swarm Parasite on a different server. Music: If you don t know it, then I pity