Agressive Shoelicker

This is what I was subjected to on the train (9:30PM Wednesday, 11 May 2011), 5 Train I first posted this on my FB profile and asked my friends to help me come up with a unique title for YouTube Therefore, the name is a collective combination of their I wanted to go with ((( Authentic Cunnilingus Shoe Spit Span ))) but it would be too complicated to remember :::The Shoe Licker Poem::: So there I was, minding my own business, in my seat on the train. Reading ads that zoomed by and passively listening to the repetitive announcements again. When I noticed the guy across from me, laughing awkwardly, and staring down yonder. WTH could it be, I wonder. So, I proceeded to follow his eye s path and was amazed at what I saw. There it was, in plain sight, was a man sitting quietly next to the middle door. Ferociously polishing his Sunday s best, like nothing was wrong. Dumbfounded when he took off his shoes and began washing br, br,