An Italian on Malta

ржааааааааач )))))))))))))))) One day imma gona to Malta to bigga hotell. In the morning i go down to eat a breakfast. I tell the waitress i wanna 2 pisses of toast. She brings me only one piss. I tell her i wanna to piss. She says go to the toilet. I say you dont understand. I want to piss on my plate. She say you better no piss on the plate You son of a bitch I dont even know the lady. And she calls me a son of a bitch. Later I go to eat at a bigga resturant. The waitress bring me a spoon and a knif