The Real Slim Shady Eminem Lyrics

May I have your attention please May I have your attention please Will the real Slim Shady please stand up I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up We re gonna have a problem here. . Y all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door and started whoopin her ass worse than before they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture Ahh It s the return of Ah, wait, no way, you re kidding, he didn t just say what I think he did, did he And Dr. Dre nothing you idiots Dr. Dre s dead, he s locked in my basement Haha Feminist women love Eminem Chigga Chigga Chigga Slim Shady, I m sick of him Look at him, walkin around grabbin his youknowwhat Flippin the youknowwho, Yeah, but he s so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no wo