when metal musicians try to write a happy pop song

Lyrics: the sun was out, birds were chirping what a gorgeous day Flowers bloomed along the pier the waves they crashed so soft I could see a beautiful girl jogging closer She stopped to tie her shoelace I was standing behind a large bush she didnt see me but I saw her before she knew it, I hit her with a hammer took her back home, tied her up and I cut her guts open and i ripped out her spleen and the blood soaked my carpet as she let out a scream I removed all her organs she didnt really need them and she died, and she died, and she died goodbye Eyes shut tight, theres something growing in the air tonight My oh my baby please one more night before you notice me behind your window screen Every time I get close to you, you call the cops Well not this time (come here you little bitch) and I cut her guts open and i ripped out her spleen and the blood soaked my carpet as she let out a scream I