Weird Al Yankovic Fat

Your butt is wide, well mine is too Just watch your mouth or I ll sit on you The word is out, better treat me right Cause I m the king of cellulite Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right My zippers bust, my buckles break I m too much man for you to take The pavement cracks when I fall down I ve got more chins than Chinatown Well, I ve never used a phone booth And I ve never seen my toes When I m goin to the movies I take up seven rows Because I m fat, I m fat, come on (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know I m fat, I m fat, you know it (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know I m fat, I m fat, come on you know (Fat, fat, really really fat) Don t you call me pudgy, portly or stout Just now tell me once again who s fat When I walk out to get my mail It measures on the Richter scale Down at the beach I m a lucky man I m the only one who gets a tan If I have one more pie a la mode I m gonna need my own zip code When you re only having seconds I m having twentythirds When I go to get my shoes shined I