Cockney rhyming slang on the Librarians

What do you mean have I seen me I m right here. Not you. Santa Claus. She s out of her bacon. My what Your mind. It s cockney rhyming slang. Bacon rind, mind. Are there any languages you don t speak Well, my urdu s a little rusty. No. I m sorry. Who was grabbed Well, a heap of coke with a funky titfer serving chili. Heap of coke, titfer, his jeep was revoked with a zipper. No, bloke in a hat. It s tit for tat. Yeah, chili was Mae West. Mae West, Santa s taking a day of rest. Mae West, the best. Stop. Got taken off by a bat and ball and a bunch of sporting tattoos. Tattoos. They were playing kazoos No. I mean they had tattoos. This one here, eh Nothing in the loaf. Actually she s got more lemons in her head than you ll ever have. Lemon tart. Smarts. I m Can you describe these people for me Well, one of them had a right fine pair of reds. Ah. Red rubies Yeah. These tattoos, Joe Blakes You re a sharp wooden plank.