Bob the Drag Queens Comprehensive Guide to Chicken Wing Etiquette with Katya, Bald the Beautiful

As we approach the peak summertime BobBQue months (zing), we d like to share Bob the Drag Queen s 8 tips for a successful chicken wing soiree, which will ensure that your fowl party is anything but foul: 1) Send your dinner party invitations by Pony Express or personal messenger at least 10 days in advance. Include a cooked goose or snuff box for extra enticement. 2) Select an appropriate color scheme and harmonize everything on the table within that palette. If an invited guest passes from consumption before the engagement, consider black, brown, or dark grey as a sign of respect for the deceased. 3) Never, and we do mean NEVER, starch your napkins. You will be swiftly rejected from polite society and burn in hell for eternity if you do. 4) Ideal floral centerpieces include roses, lilies, carnations, ferns and smilax. If you are planning a postdinner orgy, consider using roses in your bouquet and scatter a few extra petals artistically around the table and on the floor,