Happy birthday Doom and gloom and dark

Doom and gloom and dark despair People dying everywhere May the candles on your cake Burn like cities in your wake. When youve reached this age you know that the mind is first to go Your servants steal, your wife s untrue Your children plot to murder you Theres one thing that you must learn first you pillage then you burn Burn the castle and storm the keep Kill the women, save the sheep We love children yes we do Baked or Boiled in a stew While you eat your Birthday Stew We will loot the town for you The black plague is in your town now youre feeling quite rundown Birthdays come but once a year Marking time as death draws near So far death you have bypassed Dont look back hes gaining fast You are very very old soon you will be dead and cold Now youve reached the age you are your demise cannot be far Its your birthday never fear youll be dead this time next year