Youre Not Going To Believe What Im About To Tell You The Oatmeal

I read this comic by The Oatmeal, and I loved it so much, I was inspired to create a video out of it. Turn the sound on and I ll read it to you over gentle music. This video was created directly from art by The Oatmeal. I own none of it. The music is: Mesmerize Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3. 0 License SOURCES: GEORGE WASHINGTON S WOODEN TEETH: GEORGE WASHINGTON S SLAVE TEETH: NAPOLEON S HEIGHT: THOMAS CRAPPER: HOUSEFLY LIFESPAN: HUMANS IN SPAAAAACE: JESUS BIRTHDAY: WHO WROTE THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE: ROE V. WADE: