the italian man who went to Malta

DU YU SPIK INGLASH The Italian man who went to Malta One a day ima gonna to Malta to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to eata breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna 2 pieces of toast. She brings me only one piece. I tella her I want 2 piece. She say go to the toilet. I say, you no understand, I wanna piece on the my plate. She say you better not рiss on the plate, you son of a btch. I don t even know the lady and she call me son of a beach Later I go to eat at a bigga restaurant. The waitres