Something Weird Bat Pussy

Are you sitting down In the grand tradition of superheroes like Aquaman. Green Lantern and Wonder Woman BatPussy That s no typo. BatPussy sits around her secret hideout waiting for her super senses to tell her when a crime is about to be committed. Her begins to twitch and she jumps up. Clad in green tights, a ratty cape, a tee shirt with the famous Batman insignia on it and gym shorts ( ), the masked avenger hits the open road on her Hoppity Hop. (For those who didn t have one as a kid, these were big rubber balloons you squatted on and bounced around with ) Jesus Christ Something Weird