Self Esteem by Garfunkel And Oates (ukulele cover by nixelpixel)

You text at 3 in the morning And you misspell my name You slept with half my friends on Facebook And most of them think you are lame You say that with me, it s different And you re not that big of a dick And if you disappear, it s just you re busy Not cause you re with some chick I know this might be uncool But I decided to tell you the truth My self esteem s not low enough to date you It s close, but not quite