How I Met Your Mother Season 05 Episode 12 Girls Versus Suits Suits Song

I know what you re thinking What s Barney been drinking That girl was smoking hot Yes I coulda nailed her But no it s not a failure Cuz there s one thing she is not To score a ten would be just fine But I d rather be dressed to the nines It s a truth you can t refute Nothing suits me like a suit Picture a world where all the girls and boys Are impeccably well dressed That delivery guy in the jacket and tie That puppy in the doublebreast That 80s dude in mutton chops That baby with a lollipop That lady cop who s kinda cute Nothing suits em like a suit Wingman I can wear They re oh so debonair The perfect way to snare a girl with daddy issues In navy blue or black Check out this perfect rack I want to give them a squeeze Oh really Then answer these questions If you please What would you do if you had to choose Between your suits and a pot of gold Suits. What would y