The Wee Man Vs Skinny Malinky ( GLASGOW VS EDINBURGH RAP BATTLE)

LYRICS THE WEE MAN ThatWeeMan Noo somebody better call call the cops before he drops He s got a set of mighty chops to have a pop A Weegie wouldny ever swap a glottal stop To live like you s atop a tourist shop Let me get my point across, your salt and sauce Isny really worth the toss you wish it was I d rather take a kick in the baws for what it costs I d rather be flipping your maws, ripping your jaws, ya Cunt. You re gonna take a Murrayfield punt to the front I m no worried cos you re gonna feel the brunt of the stunt You re next in my year round hunt for a runt Stand back cos the one o clock guns have begun. Dance on ya face like Hogmanay You re gonna be a ghost on the walk one day Gonna chew you up like Sawney Bean might say Ya teuchter Know what I mean like, eh It s been capital shredding ya It s shite being Scottish