Primus DMV ( Album Version)

I ve been to hell. I spell spell it DMV Anyone that s been there knows precisely what I mean Stood there and I ve waited and choked back the urge to scream And if I had my druthers I d screw a chimpanzeecall it pointless When I need relief I spell it THC Perhaps you may know vaguely what I mean I sit back and smoke away huge chunks of memory As I slowly inflict upon myself a full lobotomycall it pointless Barbecues, tea kettles, gobs of axle grease There comes a time for every man to sail the seas of cheese Now, life s a bowl of bagel dogs, but there are unpleasantries Cold toilet seats, dentist chairs and trips to DMVcall it pointless I ve been to hell. I spell spell it DMV Anyone that s been there knows precisely what I mean I ve stood in line and waited near an hour and fifteen And if I had my druthers I d screw that chimpanzeecall it pointless