The Pre Recorded Messages of Cave Johnson

If you re not already blatantly aware, Portal 2 spoilers ahead. These are in no particular order, grouped by It does not contain any clips of Caroline. Hello friends, investors, test subjects. Fan of Cave Johnson here. And let me tell you, have I got something to share today. A couple days ago one of the test subjects found her way into the gates of hell. Couldn t stop her if we tried. Somewhere down there she tested and retested everything we thought was good and buried for ages. Apparently a solid multilayered enormous hatch door can t keep everything out like the engineers said it would. So, Cave went ahead and fired their descendants. Didn t need em We found these prerecorded messages shortly after and here we are today. Now, all the tapes were covered in mold, asbestos, moon dust, repulsion gel, or some combination of otherwise highly dangerous and lethal substances that would kill anything that got within fifteen feet of it. But we had to get what we could For We r