One, Two, Buckle My Shoe Lyrics One, two, buckle my shoe, Three, four, open the door, Five, six, pick up sticks, Seven, eight, lay them straight, Nine, ten, a big, fat hen Eleven, twelve, dig and delve, Thirteen, fourteen, draw the curtain, Fifteen sixteen, the maid s in the kitchen, Seventeen, eighteen, she s in waiting, Nineteen, twenty, my stomach s empty.