Welcome to the Golden Fountain of Vitality with Trixie and Katya, The Bald the Beautiful Podcast

From ancient Indian yogic texts to brittle Chinese scrolls to the age of Egyptian Pharaohs when gods walked amongst us, Urine Therapy has been the secret, goldenhued cure for ailments both minor and severe. The miraculous results of Urophagia are almost too numerous to count. Whether you re drinking it, massaging it on your skin and gums, or completely submersing yourself in the sweet, golden waters of Urinaville, we at Bald, LLC are here to answer all your questions about the biggest, most earthshattering development in medical research ever. ,DrinkYourSpiggot, GoldenHealth, FreshHotCupOfHerbalPee id55737130, The content of this episode and its accompanying description are not intended to be a substitute for professional medical advice, diagnosis, treatment, or even common sense. Always consult with a qualified and licensed physician or other medical care provider, and follow their advice, as they are sure to tell you that you should NOT, under any circumstances, drink your own pee. Seriously. Don t be