The Wee Man Vs Mako ( Chip Shop Rap Battle)
LYRICS The Wee Man Mmmmm taste the fishy flavour, Settle doon buddy I m doin you a favour, You re like a hairy bitch that s goin into labour, Nurse Fetch my razor, think I ll have to shave her Got a hunch you think your lunch, Is dining out the healthy way, You canny munch a pizza crunch, And call it one of your five a day. Put the fish on the dish, before you get much fatter, I ve haddock up to here with you, I don t want to hear your patter, Be COLLIDING with you fast enough to make you ANTIMATTER, HADRON if I were you, I m conCERNed you ll get battered. You ll need to find another fried cuisine distributor, Cos of the chip on my shoulder I ll administer, Portions of aggravated assault and vinegar, Man it s hard to rhyme words similar to vinegar. Mako What the hells your problem mucker, dont be standing next to me you stink of pee
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