Evil Santa

LYRICS: Santa is pissed You re on his list Cause you ve been bad More than a tad Gift at your door Filled it with gore Coal s just a threat You ain t seen nothin yet Dressed all in red Don t go to bed Pray you ve been good Or you ll get dead People think Hell is hot Well it s not, it s cold Deadly cold, its the North Pole Scary scary scary Christmas Scary scary scary Christmas Up on the roof Burden of proof Locks are a waste Your fireplace Down he will come No escape from Sharp candy cane Brings christmas pain He can slow time The perfect crime All of the elves Have killed themselves It s Santa Claus Above all the laws