Chris Franklin Bloke
I hate the new age guys I m a chauvinist I live on beer and pies Tried to tell you, But you look at me, Like maybe I m an angel underneath Haven t brushed me teeth. Yesterday I lied But all me mates Gave me a real good alibi Thanks guys I really went out drinking, I told you I was at work Don t ask me for commitment, Cause it s something I will shirk I m a bloke, I m an ocker And I really love your knockers I m a labourer by day, I piss up all me pay Watching footy on tv Just feed me more vb Just pour my beer, And get my smokes, And go away Or take me as I am This may mean you ll Have to fetch another can Rest assured, That if I start to make you breakfast I m going to extremes But tomorrow I ll get shitfaced, And today won t mean a thing I m a bloke I m a yobbo, And me best mate s name is Robbo Winfield is me cigarrete I dress in flanellette Shearer s singlet that is blue Throw in a few tattoos,
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