Turkey in the Straw

Went out to milk and I didn t know how I milked the goat instead of the cow A monkey sittin on a pile of straw Awinkin at his motherinlaw Chorus Turkey in the straw (hahaha) Turkey in the straw (hehehe) Roll em up and twist em up A high tuck ahaw And hit em up a tune called Turkey in the Straw I came to the river and I couldn t get across So I paid five dollars for a big bay hoss Well, he wouldn t go ahead and he wouldn t stand still So he went