I got me a booty washin machine ( Bidet)

We Americans take pride in being the best at after we go number 2, we wipe with a thin sheet of paper while almost everyone else in the world is using a BIDET and giving their butt its own SHOWER I decided that its my duty as an AMERICAN to treat my booty better SO, I bought me a bidet If you would like to step up your clean booty game (as every AMERICAN should ) go to and at checkout use coupon code BOOTYWASH to get 10 off