Cringetopia

An original song about Samantha Samsung the virtual assistant, dedicated to all the rule 34 nsfw simps. Lyrics: I m a simp to the samsung girl she s not real but she s got some curves I know one day she ll rock my world cause I m a simp to the samsung girl I d still plug in my USB even if she s only seventeen this ain t a crime We were just transferring files She will be my new waifu Just hope that she s waterproof Not gonna lie she s pretty hot Swipe up gently to unlock I m a simp to the samsung girl Just hope she s not a trans uncle One day I ll rock her virtual world Cause I m a simp to the samsung girl Sam knows your browser history So she sent you a few selfies Takes you to another galaxy Just don t simp for Xiao Mi Sam is ready for assistance Let s try out her new features I was impressed and quite surprised Samsung always satisfies We re all simps to the samsung girl She s not real but she s causing a surge We want to live in a virtual world And all simp to the samsung girl Written: