Noel Fielding takes on hecklers at Just The Tonic

Noel: Have you finished with your travel card Have you finished with your travel card Have you finished with your travel card Have you finished Have you Have you finished Have you Have you finished I I Man1: inaudible Noel: Are you interrupting again Its you again, isnt it There cant be two twats in that tiny area. Man 2: Hey you suck Noel: Sorry Man 2: You suck Noel: Who, me or him Man2: Both of you Noel: Both of us Youre. . youre third in that order though, surely. Even him, he s a total cunt, youre bett, uh, worse than him. Do I suck Man2: Yes Man1: Are you gunna shave your head Noel: Am I gunna shave my head Jeez You suck, yes, are you gunna shave your head Yeah, I am, yeah, this is what this is about. This is a hairdressers. This is the Barbers preamble before he comes out and cuts my hair. There s four of them and were gunna do a fucking quartet then I m gunna stab you in the eyes with the scissors. Man1: How do you put your trousers on Noel: Huh Man1: How do you p