Do you want to know about my secret dream

I take a deep breath and force myself to focus calmly, starting at the top. WH Smith (well, thats OK. Everyone needs (everyone needs shampoo)Specsavers (essential)Oddbins (bottle of wine essential)Our Price (Our Price Oh yes. The new Charlatans album. Well, I had to have that, didnt I )Bella Pasta (supper with Caitlin)Oddbins (bottle of wine essential)Esso (petrol doesnt count)Quaglinos (expensive but it was a oneoff)Pret à Manger (that time I ran out of cash)Oddbins (bottle of wine essential)Rugs to Riches (what Oh yes. Stupid Senza (sexy underwear for date with James)Agent Provocateur (even sexier underwear for date with James. Like I needed Shop (that skin brusher thing which I must use)Next (fairly boring white shirt but it was in the sale)Millets. I stop in my tracks. Millets I never go into Millets. What would I be doing in Millets I stare at the statement in puzzlement, wrinkling my brow and trying to think and then suddenly, the truth dawns on me. Its obvious. Someone else has been using my card.