Joestar Jingle Bells ( A Jo Jo Christmas Parody)

Merry Christmas from the Joestar Family to you Original Lyrics: Verse 1 Dashing through the snow To get to Ogre Street Dio poisoned Dad And now he wants my money Shit he killed him, how What am I doing now HES BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE Fuck yeah, into the statue he fell down Chorus Jingle bells, Dio smells Star Platinums a mockeryyyyy Cant understand, its the same stand Kono dio da, WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Jingle bells, Dio smells Star Platinums a mockeryyyyy Cant understand, its the same stand Kono dio da, WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Verse 2 JoJo died in a boat In 1889 Dio was there too But he is fine He stole his brothers body He got to have a son But Giornos a Joestar And not a Brando cunt Chorus Jingle bells, Dio smells Star Platinums a mockeryyyyy Cant understand, its the same stand Kono dio da, WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Jingle bells, Dio sm