Muffin Top Rap by Erin Keaney

Embrace your mother load, ladies. Bounce carbohydrates, bounce. Lyrics: For two pregnancies I grew to be huge then the baby weight I chose to lose. One day in the morning something made me stop Naked in the mirror was my muffin top. Eww I could crunch in the morning noon and night nothing s gonna make this area tight. So today is the day that I pronounce. Here is my muffin top now watch it bounce. Bounce carbohydrate bounce. My muffin top Bounce Carbohydrate Bounce. I won t go for surgery. I won t get cut. Cuz the best part of muffins ain t the muffin butt. Muffins are like cupcakes just without icing, So ladies don t shy your homemade treat is enticing. The next time you wave your hands in the air, don t be shy, let it fly there s no need to be scared. You muffin top just wants to come out There s nothing wrong sing this song then start to shout Bounce Carbohydrate Bounce My muffin Top